Mrs Angela Scott's Annual Daffodil Party

Freezing the family assets!

In light of the recent story published in the Sunday Express titled "Sir Ben freezes the family assets" I would like to add that the present tackle I've got is in good working order, but I am looking around to get some more practice, sex is like tennis practice makes perfect.

Doing the horizontal is fine but I have this as a back up plan!

Furthermore, I think all these sperm banks should be regulated so they cant lend out the deposits without the donor's permission. If there are any healthy female specimens, with high IQ, the physique of an Olympian and looks like an Angel, I would be prepared to lend them the odd test tube!

It would help to have a further back up plan as when the next war starts, I hope that a lot of the Slade's will be on the front line, so just in case they all get killed. The other danger is when I produce, I might create several girls (who don't really count) so I need the best chance to have a boy.

For the full story click the Express logo:

Big House Party 1-3 Feb 2013

Maunsel House and Woodlands Castle didn’t have a booking so Sir Ben decided to give a very large house party at both venues. 70+ people came to stay over the weekend and various locals turned up as well. Over the course of the weekend there was 66 to dinner on Friday at Maunsel House, 58 came to lunch at Maunsel House on the Saturday and 120 dined and danced at Woodlands Castle on Saturday night and a total of 171 came to lunch on Sunday at Woodlands Castle. Unfortunately a lot of people were away as over 390 were invited. This was a practise run for many events which are going to happen in the future.

Sir William Worsley Bt with Sir Benjamin

The Maunsel Estate could not accommodate all these people so a great many guests were invited to stay at Woodlands Castle. They all thought they were going to stay in a large castle near Taunton only to find that when they arrived they were in the Dower house. When they walked the 60yards to the Dower House it said the magic words Premier Inn! It was explained that there were no bedrooms at Woodlands Castle but the Premier Inn had 100 rooms and it was very comfortable and modern. This was thought to be hilarious, but the fact that you can get 300 people in the pavilion at Woodlands Castle and they can walk to the Premier Inn and sleep whenever they want and get up and have breakfast at the Blackbrook Tavern is extremely convenient. Some guests got in their cars and ate a 2nd breakfast at Maunsel House, where we had 50 to breakfast every morning.

Miss Rachel Wrey and Lady Caroline Wrey

The other place that was requisitioned was The Slade Arms in North Petherton which is 2miles away from Maunsel House. It is actually called The Walnut Tree and is very luxurious. Many of the guests had full English breakfast, kippers and all and wandered down to Maunsel House afterwards. The party organiser Sal had forgotten to order minibuses for Friday night so Ashley and Jordan the grounds-men were driving guests backwards and forwards in the farm trucks, so guest arrived and met up in the bar at Maunsel House on Friday night and then wandered through to dinner which was supposed to be at 8:30, but trying to get 66 people to sit down in the right place is impossible.

Mr Charles (eligible) Mitford-Cust with Ms Fiona Thomas 

They were all sitting on one big large table that stretched into a tented extension. This had heaters blowing to keep them all warm. Fires were lit in the long ballroom which made it too warm and so everybody took there coats off throughout the evening. It was thought that the hot air in the ballroom would go through to the tent but in actual fact the hot air blew the wrong way, we are going to have to redesign the wooden extension we are building so that no air can creep in the gap where it joins the house.

Mrs Anthony Fortescue, Miss Sally Melville and Miss Rachel Wrey

Ms Liz Brewer

Anyway the food started at 9pm and was served by Sticky Date who did an absolutely excellent job. The wine was a Pauillac. The guests then washed it down with various other wine followed by a pudding wine, port and brandy.  Some of the guests included the famous author and TV presenter Liz Brewer who had brought a huge wad of her books that she was signing, which mention Maunsel House. Also there was Sir Toby Clarke Bt, who had been complaining all over London that week that he was staying in a hotel and not the main house. He stayed until about 3am in the morning because he needed a lift as he couldn't read maps in the dark and was staying at the Premier Inn in Taunton.

Ms Nancy Prall, Miss Sally Melville, Miss Rachel Wrey, Sir Ben and Ms Bridget Convey

Unfortunately he and a team of people led by Prince Mangal Kapoor, set off via Bridgwater to go to the Premier Inn in Taunton only to go to the wrong hotel and eventually got to bed at 4:30 in the Premier Inn in Ruishton which is where they were booked in. Bridget Convey, the famous banker had been on hand since Tuesday because we had both been to Lady Wills’ 60th birthday party and Bridget had decided to stay and sort out all the things that were going wrong. Both Bridget and Toby Clarke were the heroes that stepped into the fray time and time again to sort out problems, especially when there was no seating plan on Sunday and all the name places had gone missing.

Ms Emma Ellis and Sir Toby Clarke Bt

Ms Charlotte Pike, Lord Northbrook, Ms Andrea Webb and The Duke of Rutland (Rutters)

Mr Will Cunningham from Caprington Castle, Ayrshire, had come down especially as he is one of Southern Scotland’s eligible young men and a cousin of Ben’s. The Hon. Mr and Mrs Olivier Debarge were also present, Robina is Ben’s niece and Olivier runs a big investment group in London called CIM Investment Management Ltd. There was the historian Emma Ellis who’s writing a book about the Napoleonic war, about David Rutland’s ancestor. The property tycoon Kym Erlich was also there to network and do deals. The Hon. Alexandra Foley was there for the weekend and just going off to America to secure very rich Americans for her travel business which visits only the best stately homes in England. Mr and Mrs Anthony Fortescue from Boconnoc were there, they have just restored their vast house down in Cornwall.

Mr William Cuninghame

Foreground - The Hon Mr Charles Cayzer, Mrs Francis Fulford, Mr James Wood, The Hon Mrs Charles Cayzer

Young Arthur Fulford, who works in the House of Commons busily writing a report on the chemical industry, was busy chasing girls as there was dancing and left the bar about 3:30am. Mr and Mrs Francis Fulford of TV fame went to bed at a sensible time. Xenia Howard-Johnston who has some very rich investors announced how she was buying some hotels and supermarkets in Poland and a little voice piped up ‘where abouts?’ and when she said where they were, Matthew Cartisser said ‘that’s funny because that’s my supermarket and I suppose I’m selling that to you and I didn’t know that’.

Mr Arthur Fulford and Ms Sally Melville

Lord and Lady Monson were also around all weekend; he is of course very big in PR in London and recently tried to reclaim his seat in the House of Lords. The Viscountess Monckton of Brenchley danced both nights very hard and is married to the famous politician, power broker and author, Christopher Monkton, who is busy writing books and giving lectures on the nonsense of global warming. Lord Northbrook and Charlotte Pike were in attendance. Lord Northbrook is a Conservative peer in the House of Lords and regularly speaks on finance. Nancy Prall had flown in from Palm Beach especially to come for the weekend and is jetting off next week to San Moritz. The Duke of Rutland came with his girlfriend Miss Andrea Webb, as he needed a rest after the big shooting season at Belvoir Castle where he runs a vast empire of farming and corporate entertainment. Isabel Schaechterle had flown in especially from Germany where she runs a tourist group for very, very rich Germans who wish to visit England, especially stately homes. I wish she would hurry up and bring some more my way!

Mr Alvaro Picardo

Ms Cornelia Schaurecker

Cornelia Schaurecker was in attendance and she drove a really fancy car as she is head of IT at a branch of Volkswagen Group UK which deals with Audi and Bentley etc. Roger Selig of Upton House which is a shrine to the East India Company was there with Claire Ward Thomas; Roger is also a very large sheep farmer in Gloucester and hunts with the Beaufort Hunt. Miss Fiona Thomas the property tycoon, young and beautiful, from Gloucester was in attendance as indeed was Mr William Thuillier the famous art dealer who deals in old masters. Gerald Westminster was staying all weekend in the Bothy recovering from an operation that he had last Tuesday.

The Hon Mrs Olivier Debarge (Robina)

He is making a slow recovery as for a few days he could not eat or drink. It is hoped he will be better next week. Miss Caroline Williams danced and drank both nights and has a good business finding accommodation for very rich bankers in central London. James & Sarah Williams had come out of Cornwall; he is of course famous for his vast garden of rare plants at Tregullow. Barney Windsor-Clive the high tech tycoon was there, one of the most eligible bachelors in England, who is great friends with Sir William and Lady Worsley. Sir William of course is the former president of the CLA and now Chairman of the Scarborough Building Society.

The Hon Avon Cayzer and Ms Kym Erlich 

Mr Keith Holland

Pictures courtesy of Photographer, Ed Mash 

He is also a famous forester and is very lucky to have the Hovingham Estate which was given to the family by Cromwell because they did the decent thing and married Cromwell’s difficult daughter. Sir Bourchier and Lady Caroline Wrey stayed all weekend and Sir Bourchier is now retired but Lady Caroline specialises in thick, dyslexic children and getting them into public schools and is an author of books on curtains and social events. Mr Keith Holland who was section head in MI6, (now retired) regaled us his stories of his old cold war escapes and daring do’s.

Lunch on Saturday

Lunch started at 12 on Saturday in the bar at Maunsel House, unfortunately the party planner Sal had forgotten to lay up for 58 people and the room sits 46 people without the extension, so it was a bit tight to say the least. Dinner in the evening with a bit of music at Woodlands Castle was a wonderful affair for 120 people. One was very pleased to see Nick & Sarah Allen, Nick Allen formerly of Boyer, is a hedge fund magnet, he now has been building luxury hotels in Jaipur India. Also there was Chris & Emma Chanter, Christopher sells a wonderful furniture polish around England and is possibly going to be the local UKIP MP in the local election. Mr & Mrs Peter Edwards flew in from their chateaux and vineyard in Bordeaux. Also Bobby Faber and Sue De Zulueta the famous interior decorator who has a working mill at the end of the runway at terminal 4 were in attendance. Cllr Ian Morrell appeared who is the youngest and most up and coming councillor on Taunton Deane and is on the candidate list to be a MP. Hannah Pike who lives in Wellington but works in Cirencester with Knight Frank & Rutley was a great success with the young men. 

Jeremy & Lady Rebecca Wharton danced the night away, Jeremy is the whizz fund manager at Church House Investments based in Dorchester. Young Sir John Becher also one of the eligible young men in England was staying the night and dancing. Amy Cayzer financial PR guru at UBS was there with her hedge fund husband Avon Cayzer. Lunch the next day, one was able to see Mr & Mrs Ted Coryton and there beautiful daughter Sam who runs Pentillie Castle in Cornwall.  Lady Dashwood (Katie) the celebrity cook and author appeared for lunch looking radiant. Most interesting news for Sunday at Woodlands Castle was Mr Andrew Davis & Andrew Onraet formally of Von Esson Hotels, are busy suing the banks for £450 million and they say it is looking really good. Tamsin Day Lewis the sister of Daniel unfortunately forgot to appear.  DR & Mrs Charles Goodson-Wickes appeared for lunch and he is now a top medical consultant for a big pharmaceutical group after many years in the House of Commons. Mr David Kenyon of Crowcombe Court was able to compare notes on strategy with Sir Ben Slade. Sir John Madejski was with Jackie Osborne all weekend and it is unfortunate that he left his two beautiful daughters behind. He has luckily sold Reading Football Club which was a bit stressful with all those highly paid footballers. 

The Pavilion at Woodlands Castle - Three tables for 175 people

Mr & Mrs Francis Mander came down from Gloucestershire luckily he is a society photographer and he had brought his camera with him and we will be able to add these photos to the blog. Magnus & Lyn Mowat came down from Exmoor, Lyn is head of SAW (Somerset Arts Week) and there is a big do on the 21st March to promote more friends for SAW at Woodlands Castle. Mr & Mrs Martin Sessions-Hodge were slightly worse for wear and did not leave until 5 am after doing a few hand stands on the bar. Mr Tim Smith and Miss Clare Gore-Langton appeared from Hatch Beauchamp, they are very important stock brokers in the city and were giving tips to people. Also involved were Hugh & Jane Warmington who come from Cothlestone House, Jane is a very important county councillor for Somerset. Mr and Mrs Richard Williamson came down from Bath, Penny owns a hotel just outside Bath and she also runs a club called ladies that lunch in London that meets every week. 

Lunch on Sunday

Mrs Francis Fulford and Sir Ben

Miss Rachael Wrey, who is an ‘it’ girl, looked gorgeous all weekend and danced to 3:30 am every night and still looked gorgeous. She obviously has got a lot of young and old admirers. All this was going on when the organiser Sal had forgotten to order any flowers and there was no seating plan for Sunday lunch for 171 people. The day was saved by Sir Toby Clarke who announced that each lady had to grab two men who she didn’t know and hadn’t come with but fancied and sit down quick! This seemed to work. Lunch finished at 4.55 pm.  

The conclusion was that the Premier Inn was more convenient, more comfortable and cleaner than the majority of the stately homes in the West Country and in fact some of the guests decided to leave tips for the staff as thought they were in a private house. The next party at Woodlands Castle, Sir Ben is going to stay there for convenience. 

Gemma Halliwell, Bridget Convey, Keith Holland, Matthew Cartisser

Lady Monson & Mrs Martin Session Hodge

Charelle Armstrong, Gemma Halliwell, Kate Marits, Dylan Nyce

Miss Rachel Wrey, Christopher Shaw, Miss Rachel Wrey, Lady Monson

Mrs James Williams and Mr Richard Williamson

Miss Rachel Wrey, Mr Arthur Fulford, Miss Sally Melville

Ms Jane Martel, Nicholas Bowater

Ms Cornelia Schaurecker, Miss Rachel Wrey, Mrs Francis Mander

Ms Caroline Bellot & Christopher Shaw

Sir Benjamin Slade & Bridget Convey

Sir Ben Slade & Ms Isabel Schaechterle

Ms Nancy Prall, Francis Mander

Sir Ben Slade & Cornelia Schaurecker

Sir Toby Clarke & Sir Benjamin Slade

Images courtesy of Francis Mander

The Steeple Times

Earlier this week I was interviewed by The Steeple Times. Here is a copy of the feature from their website. Original story here: http://thesteepletimes.com/movers-shakers/sir-benjamin-slade-bt-whats-on-your-mantelpiece/

Sir Benjamin Slade Bt.: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

The Steeple Times asks the right-wing businessman and owner of Maunsel House and Woodlands Castle, Sir Benjamin Slade: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom.” What’s your guiding force?

Money, power, sex, success, land, trees, books and fine wine.

“Don’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. What’s yours?

“If it f**ks, floats or flies: Rent it, don’t buy it and don’t marry it!”

Kerry Katona was considered unacceptable in 2007. Who or what is unacceptable in 2012?

David Cameron and Sir Mervyn King.

Tony Blair misses being Prime Minister. What do you miss most in your life?

Being in London full-time.

What might you swap all your wealth for?

Good health and two healthy sons.

Donald Trump was once a case of: “If you owe the bank a thousand, they close you down; but if you owe the bank a billion, you own the bank.” What’s your view on the banking crisis?

It’s like putting bartenders on commission and allowing them to give credit to alcoholics who die and go bankrupt.

What phrase or word do you most loathe?

I’ve got three: 1. “Sustainability.” 2. “Stakeholder.” 3. “Human rights.”

In the UK, some people consider charity to “begin at home.” What’s your view and what causes do you personally support?

UKIP and Help for Heroes.

The judge in “Law Abiding Citizen” states: “I can pretty do whatever I want” before being blown up whilst answering her mobile phone. What’s your view on the appropriate use of such devices?

They are useful for ringing up if late, doing deals and arranging dinners with girls.

If you could fill a carriage on The Orient Express, who would be your fellow passengers?

Warren Buffett, Bobby Faber, Philip Gibbs, Bettany Hughes, Brian Kingham, Lady Kitchener-Fellowes, Francis Fulford, Robert Lyle, Sir John Madejski, David Ord, General Sir Michael Rose, Roger Seelig, Alexander Stockton, Jonathan Sumption PC, Norman Tebbit, Lord Westbury, the Duke of Westminster and Mrs William Worsley.  Adrian de Ferranti can sit in the luggage car and serve wine.

Sir Benjamin Slade Bt.

If you were unfortunate enough to end up on death row, what would be your last meal and where would you eat it?

It’d have to be at La Tour d’Argent in Paris.

What time is it acceptable to consume the first drink of the day?

1pm and 6pm.

A Negroni, a martini or a cup of tea?

Green tea.

Whose parties do you enjoy the most and why?

Sotheby’s and Christie’s and those hosted by Liz Floyd and Philip Gibbs.

Who is the most positive person you know?

My friend Bobby Faber.

What’s your most guilty pleasure?

Drinking claret at £100 per bottle.

If a tattoo were to sum you up, what would it be of?

A big castle with lots of walnut trees, good books and bottles of wine. And girls’ hips.

If you were a car, what marque would you be?

A Ford Fiesta.

Cilla Black presented “Surprise, Surprise.” Tell us the most surprising thing about you.

I’m self-made, have a great knowledge of history and am a seriously good doctor with over 120 patients. And, you’ll be surprised to learn that I was a spy in the Middle East for Britain.

What’s currently sitting on your mantelpiece?

Tankards, invites, various Mouser and Walther pistols, cows horns, Roman artifacts, decanters, pewter cups, silver, an 18th century bottle of port and a Russian machine gun.

Maunsel House, North Newton, Near Taunton, Somerset, TA7 0BU. Telephone: +44 (0) 1278 661076. Website: http://www.maunselhouse.co.uk

Woodlands Castle, Ruishton, Taunton, Somerset, TA3 5LU. Telephone: +44 (0) 1823 444955. Website: http://www.woodlandscastle.co.uk

Read Sir Benjamin Slade’s blog at: http://sirbenslade.blogspot.co.uk/ and follow him on Twitter at: http://www.twitter.com/sirbenslade

Posted on October 22, 2012 by Matthew Steeples

Movies, lights and Christmas fair

LIGHTS OUT?
So looks like I'm in trouble again. I recently read the story in the Somerset County Gazette about the Councils decision to deny Taunton Town Centre and its shoppers Christmas lights this year.

I was absolutely disgusted by this and added my comments to their story online basically saying that the Council should get rid of all the planners and allow ordinary properties and listed properties to develop to create more employment. Perhaps they might also consider spending the £10 million which they got from the Government for the potholes on developing J25A dual carriage way to the bottom of Thornfalcon Hill.

This would help businesses new and old to pay rates and taxes and put Council in funds so that they can turn the lights on!

Unfortunately the paper disagreed with me and took my comments down.

MACMILLAN CHRISTMAS FAIR

Even if Taunton County Council is not feeling the festive spirit, there will be buckets of it at Maunsel at this special event. You’ll have plenty of gifts to choose from and lots of fun whilst doing your shopping.

HEDDA GABLER
If you have seen the Daily Mail recently you would see that I have invested £250,000 into a film project that is to be shot at Maunsel House.

This film has come about because last year I had two aged, evil, desperate, old Hedda Gablers who tried to get me shot and locked up under a section 136 by basically telling the Police that I was Raoul Moat.

I decided that Ibsen’s play about a young women who stole other people’s husbands and ended up driving her husband to suicide and then eventually shooting herself was very appropriate because it all happened here in real life.

I am co-producing it and handling the press and I want to star as Judge Brack and I could also play the man who fires his pistols in the Opium den.  Unfortunately my 1807 black powder pistols have been confiscated by Avon & Somerset Police along with my de-activated Mouser pistol and my 1859 Purdy shotgun which is also de-activated.  These weapons would be ideal for the movie and save us the cost of hiring an armourer.  Gun shots can be replicated on film and there will be a bottle of tomato ketchup handy for all the blood.

£60,000 is being spent on satin clothes for the ladies and I am having two new costumes myself.

Many celebrities will be beating a path to our door for many of the launch parties that we are having. Also the team are brilliant and we are shooting it in a very technically advanced way so hopefully we should win a lot of awards.  I hope to be on the red carpet alongside Matthew John, Co Director, who has all the technical qualifications for producing this movie.

What a weekend!

The party season, it surely is...

We left you last time, looking forward to a big weekend at Maunsel House. 57 guests stayed with us each night of the party.We kicked things off on Friday with dinner for 40 guests. Two of whom were Viscount Monckton of Brenchley and Dr Jerome Corsi. Its thirty years ago now that Visount was working at Number 10 where he gave policy advice on technical issues; he is now chief policy advisor to the Science and Public Policy Institute.

Dr Jerome Corsi is a successful writer (many best-sellers in the USA) and blogger who was discussing with me the fact that Barack Obama was born in Kenya and therefore should not be American President. We actually had no rooms left for Jerome to stay in but we managed to source him an outstation in the end.

You can read Dr Jerome's fascinating blog here: http://obamafake.blogspot.co.uk/2011/08/dr-jerome-corsi-phd-obamafake-exclusive.html

The party seems to be getting into full swing by around 4pm on the Friday with the arrival by helicopterof the Duke of Rutland, owner of a rival venue Belvoir Castle. Its no surprise to me that he is demanding tea and cream buns the second he sets foot on dry land. We gave the Duke the Kings room for the night, with the biggest bed in the house. You never know with him, always best to give him room for seven!However he was the model of good manners.

It was great to see my old friend Robbie Lyle and his lovely wife, who kindly brought me some delicious Stilton and a selection of very interesting books for me to read. Looking forward to getting stuck in to both. At this time in the evening, special mention must go to Charles Mitford Cust who arrived with three beautiful un-married girls, well done Charles! (A similar skill was demonstrated the following night by Ian Morrell, my hats off to both of you)

Lord Northbrook (or Frank the Bank) arrives with partner and stay in the Monmouth room. This guy is has survived three bank crashes and is now a front bench spokesman at Lords for Finance. He speaks on Treasury, Constitutional, and Agricultural matters, a real smart cookie. Guests for the evening also included Mr and Mrs Kerry Scovell (the Scovell's ancestors helped win war in the Peninsular by cracking Napoleon's codes), William Thuiller (one of the only art dealers who consistently makes me money!) as well as James Wood and James Du Boulay, two of the most eligible bachelors in the UK.

(The Rogues Gallery below)

Moving swiftly on to Saturday

lunch time, where we had 30 plus guests dining outside under the Pergola.
(Thanks to Dine with style for doing such a great job of the catering, for the whole weekend in fact.)

Im pleased to see the lovely Liz Brewer who gives me a copy of her book "The Ultimate Guide to Party Planning and Etiquette" in which she mentions me!!It was Liz who arranged for me to appear on Ladette to Lady, the popular TV series on Channel 4.She also promises to mention the party in her new book!!It seemed I was surrounded by Television celebrities now as Francis Fulford and his heir, Master Arthur Fulford (my Godson) show up and spend lunch plotting with local MP Ian Liddell Grainger, I know what they're up to (ladies watch out!)

Jerome Corsi and Chris Monckton are back into discussions about politics and the like, although this time they are also insisting on a campaign to make me Police Commissioner! Kym Erlich overhears this and comments that I would be too much of a walkover! What do you think?

We are now up to evening dinner and by this time I am extremely stressed as I cant seem to balance the boy to girl seating ratio! The numbers are constantly changing, guests are arriving in dinner jackets that I was expecting on Sunday night, even a few girls show up that I've never met before (not that I mind that so much). Luckily we had an extension Marquee for the extra guests although this was not a very pleasant place to be once the temperature dropped. I had to loan out my Victorian Fox furcoats and even convince a rather cross looking Roger Seelig to wear my traditional doormans coat. (Roger is a brilliant financier who put Guiness on the map in the 80's.)

The night is finished off with Lady Willis escaping from her husband (who is cut three sheets to the wind) and into a taxi, the wrong taxi I might add! Due to the confusion the Wrey's have to squeeze another four bodies into the last remaining cab, I’m sure that could not have been a comfortable ride home for all involved.

Finally we come to Sunday

lunch which I thought would be a nightmare as we are set up to receive 300 guests under the pergola which seats 250....luckily about 150 show so it turns out ok.

The event of the day had to be the grand entrance made by the two Andrew's, Onraet and Davies arriving in a grand helicopter. I’m slightly distracted by this and let guests seat themselves for a short time, time enough for Anna Hodgson-Pressinger (who was helping to do the placement!) to place herself next to the Duke of Rutland and Sir Simon Day (the famous Devon Politician and owner of 43 acres of land round London's Brompton Square.)

Most people drift off at around 5 or 6 pm apart from a few including the Sessions-Hodges who are arguing furiously that I have much of their family silverware out on display. Lauren is a Miles and the Miles' were the Slades bank managers in the seventeen hundreds; in 1801 we actually made them executorsto our will. My argument was that they were new money and were bought out in 1807 from the family business the Slave Trade. As the debate rattled on, I started to think I might have to call an ambulance but luckily they had a driver!

A fabulous weekend, if not a little exhausting.